suicides, fauxlebrities, and transvestites

Things have certainly taken a dark turn here. Princess C has attempted suicide, yet again. Twenty mara say it's over a guy. While her husband, D, was able to save her (again), it's clear she has no idea who he is. Did he fabricate their whole marriage? Or is Princess C just copying A? Her memory's usually too strong to be lost for long, so if she is faking it, we'll see the slip in a couple of days. I know, it's an eternity, isn't it, my kittens? Let's hope she remembers how to use a computer...

In other news, a new rising star is trying to make her fame online. Careful, G. The higher you climb, the longer the fall. Her songs all seem to follow the theme of betrayal among friends. Is Miss Indifferent secretly a member of the Fabuli, or is it just a coincidence?

Sightings:

• LF putting out an ad on Craigslist for "anti-talent actors." I wonder what's in the script?
• G buying a brilliantly yellow maternity blouse. Is it for herself or for her cousin?
• E singing karaoke at Toons in Downtown San Jose, wearing black leather short shorts with a hot pink seam and a pale pink wig. In all that black leather, was he trying to copy Jeffree Star, or is he just a trashy Marluxia-wannabe?
• B on a bus in Downtown San Jose, with a cute pink-haired transvestite on his arm. Wonder who that could be?
• Princess C looking sadly at a gigantic blue and silver pendant around her neck. Thinking of pawning it for rent money?
• LF taking his new panda cub, Mookie, for a walk and being cute and annoying all over the place. Grow up, will you?
• U taking LF's other cub, Gregory, for a walk. Also being cute and annoying all over the place.
• U and LF taking bets on a little fight between the cubs. Aww.
• OS slipping something in Princess C's mead. A roofie?
• G calling C4 and playing nice to her mother over the phone. I didn't know you could fake an American accent. Or is it the Hungarian accent that's fake?

Keep watching, my kittens. Things are just about to get interesting.