princess disappeared?

Isn't this interesting. I just received the following email, courtesy of one very pissed-off demon prince:

I got home to find that my sweet Bride has dissappeared. Empath, nephew, angel, and anyone else with power and a bond, try to feel her out. Spies and fluffy pink girl, see what information you can find. The rest of you, stay the fuck out of my way.

Is it the same person or group of people who's been targeting the forums? Who's brave enough to stick around and find out? Most importantly, what's D going to do when he finds the person who kidnapped his wife?

suicides, fauxlebrities, and transvestites

Things have certainly taken a dark turn here. Princess C has attempted suicide, yet again. Twenty mara say it's over a guy. While her husband, D, was able to save her (again), it's clear she has no idea who he is. Did he fabricate their whole marriage? Or is Princess C just copying A? Her memory's usually too strong to be lost for long, so if she is faking it, we'll see the slip in a couple of days. I know, it's an eternity, isn't it, my kittens? Let's hope she remembers how to use a computer...

In other news, a new rising star is trying to make her fame online. Careful, G. The higher you climb, the longer the fall. Her songs all seem to follow the theme of betrayal among friends. Is Miss Indifferent secretly a member of the Fabuli, or is it just a coincidence?

Sightings:

• LF putting out an ad on Craigslist for "anti-talent actors." I wonder what's in the script?
• G buying a brilliantly yellow maternity blouse. Is it for herself or for her cousin?
• E singing karaoke at Toons in Downtown San Jose, wearing black leather short shorts with a hot pink seam and a pale pink wig. In all that black leather, was he trying to copy Jeffree Star, or is he just a trashy Marluxia-wannabe?
• B on a bus in Downtown San Jose, with a cute pink-haired transvestite on his arm. Wonder who that could be?
• Princess C looking sadly at a gigantic blue and silver pendant around her neck. Thinking of pawning it for rent money?
• LF taking his new panda cub, Mookie, for a walk and being cute and annoying all over the place. Grow up, will you?
• U taking LF's other cub, Gregory, for a walk. Also being cute and annoying all over the place.
• U and LF taking bets on a little fight between the cubs. Aww.
• OS slipping something in Princess C's mead. A roofie?
• G calling C4 and playing nice to her mother over the phone. I didn't know you could fake an American accent. Or is it the Hungarian accent that's fake?

Keep watching, my kittens. Things are just about to get interesting.

no one does it better

It's been a long-standing theory of mine that there's no better way to get to know somebody than to peek in on them when they think nobody's watching. Bloggers who don't actually expect anybody to read their posts sometimes give out the best information of all, while those of us who are posturing for a bigger crowd tend to slip up or overpasteurize our work. I put myself in a middle category: Those of us who are interested in finding out the truth at any cost. I protect my identity and the true names of my blogees so they can't sue me for slander, but everybody in the circle knows who I'm talking about, and those who don't aren't paying very close attention. SAM must not be paying very close attention, because he seems to have no idea what I'm talking about. That's not surprising, because he seems to be a newcomer to the world of blogging in general, and as far as I'm concerned, he's just jumping on the C4 vs. Princess C bandwagon. Half the time, he doesn't even seem to know what he's supposed to be talking about, or he wouldn't be so vague. There's a difference between being vague to protect your sources and talking just to make yourself heard when you have no idea what you're talking about.

There's another new blogger in town. That's right, kittens, E is for Emotea, writer of Emotea World. He seems to know what he's doing, anyway. It's risky to put your diary online, as Princess C learned last year, but if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear. Is Emotea being fearless or foolish?

Only time will tell, and you know I'll be the first (accurate) one on the case.