deliberate reactions

It seems Princess C has delved even farther into her alcoholism. I received an email from a reliable source saying that today, she stayed up until 5:00 in the morning drinking strong mead and trying to fill out job applications. My guess is that she hates the thought that C4 can do something she can't. Two things, if you include driving. Another source has told me that she ate an entire loaf of pepper jack in three days, the same amount of time it's taken her to drain that bottle of mead. When you're allergic to chili oil and you know that alcohol thins your blood sugar, it's natural to assume that you want to kill yourself. Don't do it, dearie, because then I'd have to find another subject to blog about, and the only other person who comes close to being as fun is Daughter H. What's this I hear about her trailing a "green-haired lesbian" through a local mall? What will Mrs. H do when she finds out that her daughter may be offering the love that dare not speak its name? Who is that girl she was following? I have a definite suspicion, but no confirmations.

Sightings:

• Princess C buying a new pair of jeans and grabbing a job application from Van Heusen. Getting too fat for your old ones?
• B getting in a snowball fight at his family's cabin. At least he wasn't at Lido Night Club stalking his ex.
• LF vomiting what appeared to be half his stomach lining in Downtown San Jose.
• LF vomiting the other half of his stomach lining in Downtown Campbell.
• LF vomiting his esophagal lining in Santa Clara. I'd say he was bulimic if there had been sightings of him eating anything. Drunkorexic, perhaps?
• Princess C buying a new acoustic guitar from a mall in Milpitas. Did she go because she knew it would be safe, with B out of the neighborhood, or because she's finally wized up to the fact that her boy toys won't buy it for her if she keeps pushing them away?
• Princess C and her hacker friend having lunch at an upscale sushi restaurant. Could they be the ones sabotaging Gate? If so, why would they also destroy her site? A red herring, or is she innocent?
• E furtively scribbling in a journal in a mall in Milpitas. What was he doing at that particular mall? Or was he just after a new pair of skinny jeans?
• U catching a red-eye midnight flight to San Jose Airport. Finally back from his extended vacation, or looking to meet up with the boy who has a crush on him? On a side note, I think it would be fun to see him and E meet. They'd either get into a bitch fight or sit around soaking up each others' fabulousness.
• Miss Hades crying her eyes out because nobody would take her calls. Aww. That's what happens when people find out you spread rumors about them. That's why I never get caught.
• Princess C reading New Moon on the train ride back from Milpitas. We knew you read Stephanie Meyer, but we didn't know you'd let yourself be seen reading her in public. Guilty pleasure, or are you only doing it to update your blog with commentary? Better finish typing the scribbles in the first book, before moving on too far...
• E doing body shots at Lido. Looks like B's rubbed off on you a little bit.

Keep up the good work, my kittens. I'll be watching.