deliberate reactions

It seems Princess C has delved even farther into her alcoholism. I received an email from a reliable source saying that today, she stayed up until 5:00 in the morning drinking strong mead and trying to fill out job applications. My guess is that she hates the thought that C4 can do something she can't. Two things, if you include driving. Another source has told me that she ate an entire loaf of pepper jack in three days, the same amount of time it's taken her to drain that bottle of mead. When you're allergic to chili oil and you know that alcohol thins your blood sugar, it's natural to assume that you want to kill yourself. Don't do it, dearie, because then I'd have to find another subject to blog about, and the only other person who comes close to being as fun is Daughter H. What's this I hear about her trailing a "green-haired lesbian" through a local mall? What will Mrs. H do when she finds out that her daughter may be offering the love that dare not speak its name? Who is that girl she was following? I have a definite suspicion, but no confirmations.

Sightings:

• Princess C buying a new pair of jeans and grabbing a job application from Van Heusen. Getting too fat for your old ones?
• B getting in a snowball fight at his family's cabin. At least he wasn't at Lido Night Club stalking his ex.
• LF vomiting what appeared to be half his stomach lining in Downtown San Jose.
• LF vomiting the other half of his stomach lining in Downtown Campbell.
• LF vomiting his esophagal lining in Santa Clara. I'd say he was bulimic if there had been sightings of him eating anything. Drunkorexic, perhaps?
• Princess C buying a new acoustic guitar from a mall in Milpitas. Did she go because she knew it would be safe, with B out of the neighborhood, or because she's finally wized up to the fact that her boy toys won't buy it for her if she keeps pushing them away?
• Princess C and her hacker friend having lunch at an upscale sushi restaurant. Could they be the ones sabotaging Gate? If so, why would they also destroy her site? A red herring, or is she innocent?
• E furtively scribbling in a journal in a mall in Milpitas. What was he doing at that particular mall? Or was he just after a new pair of skinny jeans?
• U catching a red-eye midnight flight to San Jose Airport. Finally back from his extended vacation, or looking to meet up with the boy who has a crush on him? On a side note, I think it would be fun to see him and E meet. They'd either get into a bitch fight or sit around soaking up each others' fabulousness.
• Miss Hades crying her eyes out because nobody would take her calls. Aww. That's what happens when people find out you spread rumors about them. That's why I never get caught.
• Princess C reading New Moon on the train ride back from Milpitas. We knew you read Stephanie Meyer, but we didn't know you'd let yourself be seen reading her in public. Guilty pleasure, or are you only doing it to update your blog with commentary? Better finish typing the scribbles in the first book, before moving on too far...
• E doing body shots at Lido. Looks like B's rubbed off on you a little bit.

Keep up the good work, my kittens. I'll be watching.

new players or innocent passersby?

Who are these newcomers, you may ask? For the purpose of this blog, I'll call them E and Daughter H. They're the native New Yorkers who happened to appear in California just about the same time things were getting dull. E's own blog says that the H family vacations here every winter. Eccentric choice, Mrs. H, or was this a choice made by the mysterious Mr. H? I thought New Yorkers vacationed in the summer, in the Hamptons.

E is a drag queen who seems to be going after the heart of our very own B. Watch out, E. There's a reason Princess C and LF left him. Daughter H seems to be looking for a good time and an escape from her notoriously tyrannical mother. Is it just us, or does her story sound like C4's?

In light of the recent copycat, I forgot to update you on two very important matters:

1. B seems to have been hunting after LF. Lost love getting you down, B? The Priestess seems jumpy about him, and she's not one easily worried.
2. A seems to have lost her memory. Is she slowly gaining it back at random intervals, or is this all a test to see how much the Fabuli remember about her? Why do most of the returned memories seem to have to do with LF?

Now you know, and you'll know more when I do.

happy thanksgiving

Let me tell you what I'm thankful for, my kittens:

• Whoever did this and deleted this site of strife. If only they could do the same thing to Neo RP Gate, they'd have my eternal love and gratitude. The non-roleplay sections were flushed and so was the member list, but the same people keep re-registering. When will they give up? Or are they so devoted to C4 that they never will?
• Our rival blog being dreadfully misinformed, with bad spelling to boot. Just a cheap imitation, or a smoke screen for bigger things to come?
• Princess C is finally feeling well enough to update her blog. In between her commentary about America's favorite drivel, she might let us know something useful about her intentions. After all, who better a source than the gossipee herself?
• A new player has joined the game. Has he done it intentionally, or was he roped in like the rest of us?
• My lovely sources, who have given me all the information I could ask for and more this holiday season.
• All of you, for trusting me to keep you informed.
  

Remember to send your tips to zeusgavemehermes@gmail.com . Is that my email address? Heavens, no. It's the address of my favorite informant. Until later,

Happy hunting, my dears.

another blogger

Well well, my pretty ones, it seems there's another blogger picking up the slack here. That takes some of the pressure off me, but I wonder who his or her sources are? Smoke and Mirrors isn't very specific about who he or she is talking about, but I can guess it's the same people I'm talking about.

You know what they say: Keep your fiends close and your rivals closer.

anonymous

Who is the mysterious anti-benefactor who tried to destroy C4's pride and joy? Even I don't know that. All that was left outside the role play was a slew of journal forums and a note in the brand new chat box saying, "Enjoy your new site."

Who could possibly hate C4 so much that they'd try to destroy her site? Since Princess C worked so much on it, is it an attempt to hurt her too? Why hasn't her site been targeted?

You'll find out more when I do.